The image clearly shows eight different shoes which are most likely paired with one additional shoe each, for a total of sixteen shoes, or eight matching pairs.

That's funny, the only thing that makes me feel smarter and more important is beer.

God forbid we judge anyone for whatever type of relationship they choose to have, unless of course, theirs is better than mine.

Having a much safer, more efficient, and more aware system helping guide your vehicle would be useless to you?

I'm not competitive in general, but I am one of those ass hole one-upper types.

Like we don't get tired of men because they're so awesome, but women capturing the imagination of the nation (I hate rhyme time) isn't something that we're comfortable with.

I don't even need to be sleep deprived. If I've been awake more than 6 hours, I fall asleep in seconds. Maybe 5 seconds.

And revocation of the non-profit status of the major professional leagues?

Masturbation challenge level: Expert.

That ruins it. Some idiot printed Toyota upside down on the wheels. No wonder it hasn't seen serious use. What else is wrong if they screwed up something that basic?

I like it better for auto windows than windex.

I smell opportunities to open up for LEO cleanup specialists.

You don't need oil. Natural gas will do. Due to the difference in price, natural gas dominates stateside plastic production.

I have helped several lost dogs find their people while out on a run.

That's what I do. Going on 6 months now. It has had the additional benefits that nobody asks me for anything at work any more!

Too busy earning more money.

It ain't bullshit, I'm white, and I almost always get treated well, unless there is an interaction with LE while I'm hanging out with a group of my non-white friends. Then I (we all) get treated poorly. So appearance does matter.

Perhaps the Ambassador will take a job being Stephen's sidekick, like Jimmy Kimmel's Guillermo.

My muu muu is quite comfortable.

Where does the American fit in?