You don't need oil. Natural gas will do. Due to the difference in price, natural gas dominates stateside plastic production.

I have helped several lost dogs find their people while out on a run.

That's what I do. Going on 6 months now. It has had the additional benefits that nobody asks me for anything at work any more!

Too busy earning more money.

It ain't bullshit, I'm white, and I almost always get treated well, unless there is an interaction with LE while I'm hanging out with a group of my non-white friends. Then I (we all) get treated poorly. So appearance does matter.

Perhaps the Ambassador will take a job being Stephen's sidekick, like Jimmy Kimmel's Guillermo.

My muu muu is quite comfortable.

Where does the American fit in?

H1 was the civilian variant of the HMMWV.

The highest I've seen is a university with 18% off at Verizon, but that was probably because of the size of the organization.

You forget the two good Texas cities' awful siblings, Dallas (UTD, SMU) and San Antonio (UTSA (I guess)). Also, remember, you can be a Phoenix(TM) regardless of what city you're in.

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that you had to be jezebel to tell someone to fuck off, only that telling someone to fuck off because you don't like them is not emblematic of modern feminism.

It's not?

I think this is only true if you confine your definition of modern feminism to Jezebel.

why do you spell 'booze' like 'gaming?'

She has never explicitly blamed it on the ovaries.

Does the half asian somehow mean not half white?

It's still considered poor taste in the stateside legal community, but lawyers advertising on TV aren't targeting other lawyers.

And because a weigh too much. Hard to pull all that.

Does this "gender equality at home" thing mean that I can insist that my wife cut the grass for once?