Looks like a big pile of ocean rocks.

Let me cite wikipedia here:

Constructing the pile took a few tries.

I blame it on the pa pa pa pa pa pa palcohol

What were her parents doing? Not relevant?

The first video is a lie! It takes more than 30 seconds between putting them down in the hole and getting them back up again! Damn advertising.

I ain't jealous. There is nowhere to sit or hold on to.

American Airlines and I'm sure other airlines are already using the stock Passbook app on iOS devices for boarding passes. This already exists and it automatically updates if your gate changes and looks just as clean as this concept. AKA this already exists.

Quasimodo ?

food is non essential. the pc tower is king.

Fuck hunters. Make the deer shoot back.

I used to be an adventurer like you...

Yes, because nothing is scarier than two small ants.

"There is a huge need for this."

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