Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

Took me a second, but I came back for your star.

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

LeBron makes the game look so easy, it’s like he’s playing horse.

Saying this is an offense worthy of execution is comparing Applebee’s and Orange Juliuses.

I’m done with these puns. I’ll be spending Olive my time in the Garden if you need me.

I’m sure the news producer could be heard muttering, “Oh Fuddruckers....”

He was beaten by 5 guys after the report.

no. it’s also a junior lightweight that hasn’t lived up to expectations

It’s very unfortunate Wendy’s things happen on live TV.

I don’t know why you Carrabas this so much.

Don’t get all up in their (Macaroni) Grille, like you never made a mistake.

It was a Friendlys mistake, nothing to yelp about.

Hey, it was an honest mistake - Chilis out, man.

I bet his face is as Red as a Lobster right now

Adrien Broner, who is both troubled and very much a dick

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

If safety were the “most important thing” then we’d ban guns and increase the budgets for the CDC, NIH, EPA, OSHA, and FDA. But when he says “safety” he means it in the sense of “overwhelming government control and intrusion in areas deemed to be important to our base voters.” It also works when any Republican party…

It’s in the Bible

is this satire?