I feel like there’s a joke here, one im just not getting.

For those about to big ball, we salute you.

Bon Scott felt that big balls were best.

What’s the line on the number of sealed settlements over his sexual misconduct to which JJ has been a party in the past 30 years? I’m thinking it’s gotta be well into the double digits.

Because a runner is considered to already be in possession of the ball.

Because they haven’t established possession through the whole catch; where as the runner has possession as soon as it is handed to him. It’s stupid, but it is what it is.

When a RB or scrambling QB dives over a pylon and just barely gets the nose of the ball to break the plane of the EZ, it’s a touchdown. Why doesn’t this extend to WRs/TEs when they break the plane?

Or sharks with lasers on their heads.

but the lack of consistency the NFL shows when trying to arbitrate plays like these is maddening.

It might be (pretty much is) a garbage rule, but after seeing the replay everyone who remembered the Bryant/Megatron/take your pick catch in recent years had to know it was going to be reversed. Maybe this’ll finally be the impetus behind it being changed, although seeing Pittsburgh shit their chances away in comical…

On a run: the smallest sliver of football must touch the invisible world-spanning plane for it to be a touchdown.

And then they lost the game! I knew this celebration was some bad Juju.

Save it for the jogging trail.

“Fuck Vontaze Burfict” is kind of a default response to any question.

“We need to do something about the Israeli-Palestine conflict.”
“I agree, and fuck Vontaze Burfict.”
“Totally.”

Burfict idea.

This isn’t quite Chris Brown getting a tattoo of Rihanna’s bruised and bloodied face on his neck, but it’s in the same ZIP code.

Sure, I take a dump on the grass at the park in Cleveland after I score a touchdown to mimic the Browns’ season and I get arrested. Go figure.

Richardson was also known for what multiple women call the “seatbelt maneuver.” He would invite female employees out to lunch, and in keeping with his reputation as a self-styled gentleman, he would open the car door for his guests. Once they were seated, however, he would insist on fastening their seatbelt for them,…

Why post this story with a picture of Buddy Hackett?