Given the size, age, stylistic and freshness advantages do you think Charles Farrell, um, oversold Rigo’s chances? I know he’s got a huge crush on Rigo, but you make it sound like this fight was absurd from the jump, and I never got that sense from Farrell (whose writing I love nonetheless).

There’s a perfectly innocent explanation for this whole situation: he just wanted to ask Durant if he knew how to get to Temecula.

Just by reading your columns, I can feel your passion for the sport and the art of writing. You respect your subjects and you do the requisite research to make the articles shine. Goddamn, what a nice job. Thank you for writing.

Since you are one of the Deadspin Idiots that taste-tested, then ranked, chain pizzas, which is it: the best (according, somehow, to your rankings) or trash? It can’t be both.

I’ve been imagining this fight for a long time. I have a simple rule when it comes to betting on boxing. There are some guys that I will never bet against. Unfortunately, both Rigo and Lomachenko are on that list. This is the first fight where I have no idea how it will play out. Lomachenko is such a versatile fighter…

If I were him, even if the doctors give me a clean bill of health, even if I’m cleared to play again, I wouldn’t be able to do it. I’d be thinking on every single snap that this next play could be lights out for me. I’d retire if I were him.

The NFL is getting exposed and so is the United States, not surprising because both systems are flawed and run by morons.

I pretty much lost interest in pro football this year. I no longer set my Sundays (or Monday nights or Thursday nights) by it. It’s too much - oversaturation of games, the laughable system of fines/punishments which seem to be made up on the fly, and the hypocrisy of the owners/commissioner talking about player safety…

There was a moment when the commentary flat out stated that they did not know what it now took to get ejected from the game which hit on such a truth to me.

“Every English teacher” implies that you’ve had more than one. “Any English teacher” leaves open the possibility that you haven’t ever had one. Both are possible, though I thought your convoluted sentence was more likely to show over-education rather than under-education.

Straight people can’t use dick cream? Does anyone use dick cream? I’m not even sure what dick cream does. How is it homophobic?

Lol yeah who knows what he was going for. Maybe he wants to be an expert at conclusions or maybe it’s concussions OR maybe he’s going for the next level joke and pretending he has CTE when he tried to spell “concussion”.

ur post show u r an idiot

Mazel Tov! Today you become a Man, devoted to the Jets, so sorry I guess.

Oh trust me, this is just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.

Oy vey, I hope that nice young mensch did not drop his yarmulke going after it

That first sentence makes me feel awful for any English teacher you’ve ever had.

Peters was actually just calling a fashion penalty on the guy in the stands for wearing that shitty reflective vest sweater.

Consider yourself Unforgiven.