It’s easy to assume that there are no choices when you don’t know enough to make a choice. Trump knows so little, everything seems straightforward to him.

Too bad Stiller just didn’t think to break the glass pane in order to use the phone to fire his agent.

I read the story. I still don’t believe that Florida has museums.

There are no good cops. There are plenty of good people who are cops. But on duty there are no good cops. They are built and designed to kill you if you are black/poor/POC. They do their job very well and like the radio guy says, they don’t speak up when their pals murder. There are no good cops.

When it comes to future weddings, Murphy promises to bring a Charger.

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

When reached for comment, the curator said “that’s going to be a pane in the glass to fix.”

Could’ve been worse. Ben Stiller’s been trapped in a museum franchise for like ten years now.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

Would much rather listen to disco than these screeching turds

Enough with the glorification of this night. I had to grow up hearing dozens of doughy South Side Irish mooks claiming they were there like it was the fall of Saigon.

I only thought Nuns went to sporting events in hackneyed jokes

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

I think it’s bitterness, really. They’ll never be physically equal to the athletes on TV (or their high school selves) but they can change the morals to make themselves superior to an athlete depending on the circumstance.

So a player seeing no potential to win a title with his current team should just accept that winning is for others and quietly finish his career in fucking Oklahoma?

I really don’t know how to deal with people for whom the “I’m going to watch incredible athletes do incredible things” part of pro sports takes a clear backseat to the “I see sports as a venue for the performance of moral [and masculine] virtue as I choose to define it” part of pro sports.

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

Other counterpoint: this is why the NBA is dumb. You don’t see this level of one-sided team building in any other major sport. I get that this is just inherent in the way the the economy of the league is structured, but that just means I’ll never have a deep vested interest in it. Good for players maximizing their pay…

When I’m rolling in that Nigerian royalty money, I’ll be having the last laugh.