Jane Erred. I should’ve paid closer attention in my 19th century British Literature class.

The internet makes it difficult to claim things without people being instantly suspicious. It’s frustrating that people sometimes don’t believe that I’m Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes.

Why are people on the internet so mean?

Thank you for this article.

You’re a troll and a shithead.

This clip is from 1971. In the early-to-mid seventies, Muhammad Ali renounced the beliefs of the Nation of Islam to become a follower of Sunni Islam, which does NOT preach or practice racial separatism. It is intellectually dishonest to include a clip of Ali speaking about beliefs that he held for less than 10 years…

Of course you’re right, but I hope not.

Thank you. I have never met a librarian named Brock.

Right. Yeah okay. Sure you do. Ha ha ha. Troll.

Fuck you.

Why don’t you provide links showing when and how your intrepid reporting brought down the “road agents” and the “town manager”? Indeed it’s surprising (no it’s not) that you haven’t already done so.

You google it, you shithead. It’s a highway robber, clown.

A road agent is another name for a highwayman. WTF are you talking about? Or rather what movie are you pretending is your real life?

You’re also supposedly a reporter who puts people in jail. You’re a lazy troll who can’t even keep his bullshit straight.

So Jim Crow of this jerk to call him Cassius Clay.

I don’t believe any of your bullshit about being a reporter and yada yada. You’re just a troll who reads escapist literature.

Fuck you.

This is not true. While allegations exist that Bill Clinton assaulted women,you can’t honestlt state them as being fact.

If you really prefer Trump to Clinton—Trump having control over nuclear weapons—then you’re just, heck,I don’t even know. Don’t like Hillary. Fine. That’s a large group. But letting your dislike of Hillary cause you to support Trump becoming the most powerful person in the world, geez.

So, in terms of fairness, was it fair to have such vigorous prosecution for someone who lied under oath about getting a blowjob?