So, someone with “party” in their burner name is getting all self-righteous. How do you define this use of party as a verb? Hide and seek? Pin the tail on the donkey? Yet football players can’t behave similarly because they’re paid really well. How many Bills fans have issues with substance abuse? Do you want them…

I suppose you get some joy out of writing demonstrably untrue things.

Never seen anything like Coach Phil Jackson? Remind you of Mike D’Antoni, who had a short but brilliant run in NBA?

Absolutely. And it’s not just those old NBA Pistons that were better. Old pistons in general are better. Give me a race car from Oscar Robertson’s day over these soft formula one cars today. Or even one of those hard-nosed Red Baron bi-planes instead of a sissy F-15.

Wikipedia tells me that Mormons wear their temple garments after an endowment ceremony, which inspired me to comment, simply to write endowment ceremony.

“She was fucking around too much,” I just learned more about you.

“mingle with every power broker in town,” I just learned a lot about you and what’s wrong in Knoxville.

Yes, this. So much this.

So, if I understand your point, say, in high school when the girl will only go so far, and far can be relative, it’s okay to force her.

ironic apostrophe use?

Thanks for making this point.

Referencing the star count as evidence is very sad kinja.

+1 especially for pissing off the gun fetishists and Sandy Hook truthers.

“in no way represents our company’s perspective.” ESPN doesn’t want to be associated with the free speech of an idiot. They get to do that. While the government can’t prevent Schilling’s tweet, private companies can decide to disassociate from speech with which they disagree. Is that so hard to understand?

One of the saddest moments on any nature documentary is when the gazelle can finally rest in one of the rare available chairs on the Serengeti and then some lion pushes him over.

+1 from a Tell-Tale Bleeding Heart.

Increasingly, the people complaining about PC this or that are displaying frustration at being accountable in any way for their rude behavior.

And Stephen A Smith agreed with Saban, and First Take actually debated whether it was acceptable to write books about other people.

“^{He has a master’s degree . . . in philosophy.”}

I wish more stars were awarded to the original articles by Deadspin writers, and yes I’m shamelessly sucking up in hopes of a parole from grey limbo.