I thought Myrtle Beach was the Redneck Riviera.

Dude, you don’t just have issues, you got subscriptions.

I’m tempted to give Knoblauch credit for associating the confederate flag with fake machismo, but his stupidity makes this difficult.

Bob Costas’ answer to everything: “I’m going to take care of it the same way I would have taken care of it if it was 1986.”

you got a long way to go before you reach Three Billy Goats Gruff.

Yes, I’m like so desperate for another story on who’s opting out during NBA free agency.

Jones hangs out with Abe Vigoda.

Regardless of the reason, take down that damn flag, although Watson’s words were quite moving.

I’m still a little bothered that this horse, as great as he is, misspells pharaoh.

Actually, the kid will grow up to become a cop.

Really impolite that NBC addressed ALL the questions to the jockey and didn’t give the horse a chance to answer. Just because the horse misspelled “pharaoh” on the application permit isn’t an excuse to keep the horse from saying anything after winning. Winning the Triple Crown more than makes up for a spelling error…

Sewer water and toilet water aren’t interchangeable as far as mouthwashes. Depending on your gargling needs, you choose one or the other.

Phil Jackson was an absolute master of the statistic of coaching Michael Jordan, Shaquille O’Neal, and Kobe Bryant.

I bought it, as I’ve bought other Mayweather fights, hoping he’d lose. I’ve always been a boxing fan, so I’m long accustomed to being morally compromised in this regard.

Peter King blames Janay Rice.

because that’s Burton Cummings from The Guess Who.

About the “free timeout” excuse, couldn’t the Bulls also use the “free timeout” to organize their defense as well?

you have 365 of them.

What you’re bothered by largely doesn’t exist, save for the fantasies of Fox News, talk radio, and crazy relatives forwarding emails.

two pricks