Sometimes a man just ain’t qualified to comment on his own horizons.

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

That...is one magic loogie

Not to be outdone, Andy Reid will try something similar next week and somehow give his opponent a minute back on the clock. 

Back and to the left.  Back and to the left

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

Oh my lort. I’m so glad you mentioned Better off Ted.

I loved this show.

Arguably the best sitcom of this century (the competition, also with Ms de Rossi, Arrested Development)

That show was awesome.

Apart from the central diva of this story, all the quotes of “the studio wasn’t thrilled by...” and “the agency wants to...” remind me of Portia de Rossi’s speeches about what “the company feels...” in Better Off Ted.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

So what you’re saying is that there were no Seouls in attendance?

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

Yeah, but he gave a fake name. 

You get all the stars today.

This makes me worry for future generations. Peaches do not come from a can.

Anyone can flip, but can she break Joey Chestnuts record for eating 74 hot dogs in 10 minutes?  Doubt it.