Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

They joined the Pile High club. 

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

So if you’re either 12 OR 46 years old, this is the movie for you. It’s for exactly no one else.

I think he misunderstood when the NFL said they were going to table the discussion on concussions.

The slowness by which Bills fan bystanders tend to him (not to mention the fact they held onto their beers) is as 1:1 on-brand as it gets.

Not Paul Lukas!

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

It’s a me, Pedo!

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

he surely means here to say Zapruder film

It would probably be best for him to stay incognito for a while. 

Honestly, I think Vontaze Burfict lasting until the 4th game before suspension signals some small growth and maturity.

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

Don’t forget Norwich. Difference is, they don’t F around like the maritime schools. They have M116 pack howitzers and semi-competent individuals operating them in a designated area.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

Yet another MMA-related head injury. 

After this review, I might take a gander.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Hey Craig Fuckin’ Mazin (gives no fucks former college roommate who trolls Ted Cruz) won. Good for him!