The real fingers were inside us all along. 

“...T Sportline, a company that makes aftermarket cars for Teslas.”

He’s already Jacob Wohl; I’m not sure what further punishment the law could exact from him.

I knew I’d seen Brady’s hat before:

Aaron Carter looks like AIDS came down with a person.

This will never work. They clearly come from different uncanny valleys.

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

Bleier and Flores have had their heated matchups before, though not since October 20, 1980. Coach Flores came out on top that time.

This pisses me off.

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

And Reinhold can bring Tom Cruise. And that bear that drives a car.

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

Man. He got hit in the head so repetitively his son went crazy.

Disqualified from international hockey.

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

People think it’s a gag, but the truth is that’s the first time The Fridge ever passed Jimmy John’s without stopping.

He just can’t seem to stay out of Troubles.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen.