Steve King just admitted his family tree looks like a wreath. 

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

Only when they compare notes on the "uppity"ones.

Jesus, let him play in whatever helmet he wants. It's clearly too late to prevent a serious brain injury. 

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

Fun fact; I’ve already hit 14 home runs against the Orioles this year. 

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Just stop with the childish jokes and please use his full name of Penis Swett.

the ball came spinning out counterclockwise because of the Oriolis Effect

Typical Deadspin, making this all about Race.

Shameful. Just another Puig showboating on the baseball field.

I feel sorry for Jermaine, but honestly it feels like that whole team is Kearsed.

It wasn’t in competition, but Jeffrey Epstein’s done 6012s.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

Ah yes, all the other noted forms of violent supremacy like.....antifa?

Let’s see....White, Texan, cross necklace, polarized lenses, Under Armor shirt...

Han shot first?

they have three official mascots

Kevin did say the article was about the race to the bottom!