The Los Angeles Clippy

Tuna Labia has made an entire career out of being the object of white frat boy obsession. She is absolutely following the GOP projection playbook with this one.

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

Coincidentally, “strikeout machine” is what we all call Gary from work when we are out for drinks

I told you to stop calling me that in public. 

Dad?

This is a better joke than finding out what’s really in your Coke.

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

“The Robot Umpire Is Moving Up In The World”

yea well you don’t bring Özil to a knife fight.

I suffer from extreme anxiety which is not an excuse. I am ashamed of my actions.

You don’t fucking say.

I really don’t have much sympathy for someone who sees others as less-than or inferior simply because they hold different beliefs. All missionaries are basically out to explain to you how you’re wrong and they’re right. 

Kid dies trying to become an Islander. Garth Snow signs him to 15 year contract.

Probably not…

Sure, if you want to see James Bond die.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Boone may think his players are savage in the box, but they appear to be real beasts going solo.

thats mr yuk, to you.

Let’s remember some tools: