But most of his ability to make defenders miss was based on the fact that he was so blurry and hard to focus on. He wouldn’t have managed half the career yards if he was competing against today’s defenses in 4K Ultra High Definition.

“who is the orange man?”

Aliance of Magicians:

This is one of my favorite insults:

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

Which is, ergo, the Zodiac Killer 

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

No one should ever be surprised Twitter got distracted over a Stroman argument.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Bah! I only use Super Alpha Prostate .... none of that beta cuck garbage goes in my body!

I saw CC approach the mound and I was mortified he was going to take me out.

Ilhan Omar: America is racist, cruel and unjust.

Stop, I can only get so erect. 

That was su-su sussudio good.  have a star.

Dear Penthouse,

If these walls could talk; you’d probably hate their accent.

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4. Mrs. Dash

If they start making long sandwiches with there be a DOM SUB Checker?

When he gets old and fat it will naturally expand adding a refectory and an abbey