The question is how the trailer broke down in the first place

1.) You are absolutely correct

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

But then they’d be throwing away all that history. All that Cleveland Indians history. The rich tradition of winning not one, but two titles in a century of play. The fact that 3 of their 10 most iconic players were fictional characters in the Major League franchise. 10 cent beer night. You just can’t rebuild that…

Clearly I didn’t hurry hard here to get in the first joke.

Jay Peterman, world famous seller of clothes and the best the Jets could scrape together to play QB. They were also going to make history by bringing in Elaine Benes to play wide receiver but she refused to take off an Orioles hat to put on the helmet so they had to cut her.

It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

Thoughts and prayers, dude. Offering shelter is just disrespectful to God after you’ve already offered thoughts and prayers.

Whereas former ECW champ Shane Douglas also commented “Sexy Star will never set foot in my Foot Locker.”

Apparently proper sentence structure and punctuation is ‘tuhard4u’.

Remember. This is happening because an umpire called a strike a strike.

Seems like the problem started at 45.

I always come to Deadspin for the dongs getting dinged.

Rumour has it, she’s also having an affair with Donald. Many people are saying this. Many very fine people are saying this.

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

I never said that part was fun. A more vile, uneducated group cannot be found.

Man, Chicago Bears football is everywhere!