Goddammit, Bikini Bottom is a right-to-work state you commie pinko bastard.

Chris broussard reports Derrick Rose is out for the season with a knee injury following Hemmerling’s comment.

The NBA also adjusted the schedule so, when in New York, teams will play the Knicks and Nets on back to back nights, with a day off before and after the games.

Beltre is still a better umpire than Angel Hernandez.

He’s talking about the time Armando Galarraga finally got to try a McRib and Joe West walked into the McDonald’s and farted so bad that everyone in the McDonald’s threw up and he wasn’t able to finish it because he lost his appetite.

It works on so many levels!

If you loved Buttfumble, get ready for this season’s sequel - Buttfumble II - Electric Boogaloo.

+1 happy ending

Siri, who holds the Midwest League hitting streak record.

i like to think we’re all winners here

He actually did get a call from the HOF but it was dropped

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

Ooh, I’ve got it. He gets shot on the job, and as he’s dying, he imagines Leah Remini coming into his wife’s life, and she fills the hole in her life as they fall in love. We’ll call it Kevin’s Gate.

I have no problem with Leah Remini, but if it means I have to watch Kevin James, I’m out.

Very petarded.

His action figure perfectly encapsulates his sadness.

Why investigate when they already know the Answer?

And that right there, folks, is the highest foul pop off a pitcher’s head caught for an out in the Statcast Era.

Were you out all fucking night?

Were you out all fucking night?