Jordan would have let it slide to make sure the team covered.

Pitino was there, too, but he got locked in the coatroom. Again.

Or in the NFL a team being up 28-3 in the 3rd quarter.

28-10 at halftime is the scariest score when your team has 28.

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

Transitioning seems like a pretty big Life Hack too me.

I don’t need federal agents to protect the guy renting my spare room.

“Everyone should feel comfortable at Fenway Park, no matter your race, your religion, political beliefs, sexual [orientation], you are all welcome at Fenway.”

Gambling in the US is a $240billion industry. It’s basically impossible to fail at it. Yet we found the one dude who failed at it four fucking times and made him president.

Trump failed at casinos, football, steaks, and alcohol...in America.

Caminiti stores about 12 bottles in his goody bag. He described n-acetyl cysteine as something that “helps you recover” and bromelain as a “natural anti-inflammatory.” Next, Caminiti produced something called milk thistle. “It massages your liver,” he said.

Daylight savings strikes again.

I’m not sure if you made that up or if it is a transcript.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

I knew a girl who swallowed a pin when she was 11 but didn’t feel a prick until she was 17.

Not to nitpick, but an actual Normal Person’s Guide to Training for A Marathon would just consist of “Don’t.”

Everyone: The Golden State Warriors are the stupidest, most ‘tech-asshole’ team in the NBA.
Sixers: Hold my beer!
Everyone: What the fuck? Is this in a dead mouse?!
Sixers: Trust the process.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.