Why? They’re probably no bigger than a centimeter, at most.

Not pictured; Scooby, licking his balls just off camera.

Photo is from 2014 and features QB Drew Willy, who is no longer with the Blue Bombers, but we don’t exactly have an abundance of CFL photos in our subscriptions.

based on my basic calculations, the ball would have traveled very far

MLB Official: Holy shit, he hit the roof?!?!?! What do we do?

History is going to make Wayne Gretzky look pretty bad for the temerity of choosing to wear #99 before Aaron Judge was even born.

Team Meteor all the way.

If character was something written on people’s faces, Mayweather would fail to read that too.

Sure is cruel for a loving creator to create people who can’t help but be attracted to others of the same sex and then tell them they are going to hell if they act on it.

Joe West insisted on being the center of the composition, but Yadi had trouble framing it for him.

The joke is on McGregor! He blew all that money on a custom suit and Mayweather can’t even read it!

People not only watch the show, but they’ll talk to you about it under the assumption that you’re quite familiar with it.

At least he didn’t get up to 37 (in a row)

I really wish Yankees players got more media coverage. It’s a shame they toil in obscurity.

Bracy was then hit in the head with a deck of cards by the dealer for violating the “unwritten rules” of poker.

Hey, Adam Driver was in those photoshoots because he wanted to, not because she made him.

I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY
I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A VERY GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY

“I swear, this has never happened before.”

Came here for the premature ejaculation joke and did not leave disappointed. Though, I think she did.

Apparently, thinking about baseball didn’t keep the fireworks guy from shooting early.