Keep one as a backup or a “Steele Reserve”

He did a particularly excellent job of selecting the game’s best names in a beautiful act of public service today:

Handsome Monica is what they called my high school prom date.

That may very well be, but it won’t be in the NHL. CFL, potentially.

If it was a Sale, wouldn’t it be at least half Price?

Play was suspended for the rest of the day due to a making it rain delay

The guy thinks he knows better than the umpire just because he has a pair of Is.

I get where he’s coming from. If there’s one thing Russians hate it’s unfairly trying to dictate the outcome of what should be a impartial process.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

They literally have beach police who will come around who will stop you if your hole gets to any decent size and they will fill in your hole.

This is the type of answer I would expect from the typical, uneducated UFC fan. The type of answer who would overlook superior outcomes such as meteor or sinkhole under the ring.

MLB SPRINT SPEED: BROUGHT TO YOU BY SPRINT. SPRINT: “ISN’T THAT THE ONE WITH THE VERIZON GUY? OR WAS THAT THE PINK ONE?” WITH SPEEDS UP TO 5G-LTEGBTQ ITS A HOME RUN FOR THE AMAZING NEW IPHONE SO LONG AS YOU ARE WITHIN 500 FEET OF A PRIMARY TOWER OTHERWISE YOU BASICALLY OWN AN IPOD TOUCH. SPRINT: “I’M BEHIND ON MY…

Don’t listen to this guy. I’ll do it for half.

Pretty sure “fucking” is one of the seven words you can’t use to describe the FCC.

Safe!

Yogurt is a culture, you just wouldn’t get it.

Thankfully soccer fans are used to exceptionally long periods of nothing happening.

I’ve been a sports official for a long, long time. Over 30 years now. I work football, basketball, and baseball, mainly at the HS varsity level.

Fucking Nancy