Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

“I can’t answer that in an open setting.”

Petchesky: Can you dunk?

They should try upping their fiber intake.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

It shouldn’t be too difficult, there aren’t any letters to learn with unwritten rules.

“not respecting people’s right to assemble is something that is dangerous and leads to suppression of people’s voices”

Well Republicans are allowed to assemble, so I guess so.

Nice to see Bieber will also throw on a hairstyle from team Korn.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Hank III is proof that greatness skips a generation.

This is just another empty gesture ESPN is using to prove they’re not too Liberal. Well, if they ever want to win ME back, they’re gonna hafta:

Finally, white people catch a break.

Counterpoint: Hanson, Jonas Brothers, Good Charlotte..

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

“You enjoy your life before somebody kills you.”

“Whatever you do to her, I do to you.”

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

“...but at the same time I had a broken ankle. I won a championship with you and you don’t even really call me. I’ve got to beg you to call me. My agent has to beg you to call me ... My ankle was broke. My ankle was broke. And they’re shooting me up, shooting me up, shooting me up every day to play. My ankle was…