Report: NFL Expected To Shorten Overtime

*Mike drop*

I think the bigger story here is that you can buy a Shirley Temple WITH VODKA in Philly.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Not only can you join them, you’ve just been named the starting pitcher for Friday.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

“The 2017 and 2018 seasons will be part of the Flames’ transition to FBS.”

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

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True, but c’mon. Tiki Torches? What are they gonna do, lead everyone around in a Cintronella parade? This asshat is the pied piper of mosquito repellant.

i’d set my watch and warrant on it.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

I thought you said this was about the Marlins. I wasn’t expecting to see the Twins.

Well that’s different. Usually the biggest boob you see at a Marlins game is Jeffrey Loria.

It’s like the slogan of the Cubs franchise from 1909-2014

You have to remember that in 2008, Ray Allen was starting to get old - he was 33.

It was later discovered that he had only bought the organization so that he could hold a “Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In a Cage Match”.

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell