Because you can boil them to make tea.

Alternatively, why are the hell are Jim Tomsula’s shoes $4.95?

They’re casting shade by... not casting shade. (Since they eliminate a building that would otherwise cast a shadow...)

The Red Sox are going to throw at Manny Machado in retaliation

And if a fan yelled loud enough in center field for Adam Jones to hear the N-word, I guarantee you we would’ve heard and seen fans around on CNN on MSNBC, they would’ve found multiple fans to talk about what a racist piece of junk Boston is.

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

Perhaps he’s just trying to get fired

That makes me think of the phrase - “Children in the back seat cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat cause children.”

Progressive snatch pulls

Cody, Jacob and Max. NFL players who could potentially play for the defending SB champs, or the stars of the newest Disney Channel show?

O, Beautiful,
For smoggy skies
Insecticided grains
For strip-mined mountains, majesty
Above the asphalt plains
America America
Man sheds his waste on thee
And hides the pines
With billboard signs
From sea to oily sea

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

They’re cool outside, but we had an infestation in a house I used to live in. Hundreds of lady bugs in your living room isn’t as fun at it might sound.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

the LeBrons are outselling his 3-1?

So those Pirates pitching prospects from India should be surfacing any time now, right?

Scientology is super extremely not for me, but a quip (I forget whose) comes to mind on the difference between whackadoodle cults and mainstream religions: “In a cult, there’s one guy at the top who knows it’s all bullshit. In a religion, that guy is dead.”

Turns out Prince William brought Kate to the race hoping she’d get wet.

So, you’re saying work the shaft before the balls?

Hey, if a rapper can’t wear a female steampunk cosplay outfit, then I will just give up on life.