As someone who has sat through many an anthem at sporting events (as both fan and official), I can give you my list of versions I do not enjoy hearing:

That game wasn’t worth the effort, colorblind or not.

This is the same Kyle Turley with somewhat of an anger management problem during his playing days? The same one who picked another up by the face mask, slammed him to the ground, and then threw the helmet across the field while saluting the crowd with his middle finger?

Is it possible that all these violent and…

That’s a dead blow to the Texans’ playoff hopes.

#AllCancersMatter

They make Thundershirts for cats as well. Not sure if it would work on mine, though. He’s a squirmer, and gets extreme anxiety any time he leaves the house. Doesn’t even really like to sit in windows, just has a general fear of the outside.

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK ÞURS STERKUR

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Dickelangelo.

Aside from the proverbial “swinging the dick around” by Werner, they didn’t want to lose Dave O’Brien. I think O’Brien’s contract with WEEI was up after this season, so they locked him up with a TV contract on NESN, at the expense of Orsillo. O’Brien is a very good broadcaster, and the team is very fortunate to have…

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They had something like this many years ago, like the late 80s. I remember Bo Jackson won the accuracy part with ease. But the players were all worried about injury to their arms, so it was scrapped.

Correct. They might have myriad P.R. and image issues going on, but unless FanDuel directly provided the photos used in the advertising, the blame for this belongs to their creative agency.

Depends on the level, and location of the injured players. In the outfield, there’s really no danger of further injury, so the other non-injured players can get the ball in as quick as possible.

If an injured player goes down in the middle of a base path or on a base, that’s a more dangerous situation, because there’s…

Umpires can also crouch closer to the catcher, getting a better position to view pitches on the lower outside part of the plate. It wasn’t until the late 70s/early 80s that umpires started wearing more form-fitting chest protectors under their shirts or sport coats. Before then, umpires used giant balloon-type pads.…

Genny Cream is a marketing ploy to sell the foamy runoff downstream from the Bausch & Lomb and Kodak buildings.