The player looked over to the ref, backed up a few steps to line up with him, then plowed him over. Looks pretty obvious in this clip.

Officials are told not to move, so they don’t set unintentional picks for the ball carrier. If a defensive player decides to run through an official, he’s either going to end up…

+2 +1 (#2 is retired)

Targeting is any forcible contact against another player above their shoulders. This includes, but is not limited to, launching upwards at the player’s head, or helmet-to-helmet contact.

The contact needs be initiated by (in most cases) the defender; if the ballcarrier lowers his head first and contacts the defender’s…

Sorry, your policy only covers acts of God, not acts of Shane.

“Bobby, why did you get arrested for indecent exposure?”

+1, you rogue.

It must be true, I read it in on Einstein’s Geocities page.

There are many reasons why Peanuts became boring, and just plain bad.

Lucy grew from being just a “grumpy fussbudget” with occasional poignancy to just an angry vindictive bitch.

Sally went from just being Charlie Brown’s younger sister to an insufferable, lazy and ignorant pain in the ass.

Peppermint Patty was like an…

Is there proof he was a juicer? He was always a musclehead, but everything I’ve read about him said he did it just by lifting. Every article that mentions Kapler and PEDs or steroids also shows that he’s always tested negative.

Barber Shop and Bris are too close in the phone book.

One hair circumcision, coming up.

tl;dr

Stephen A and Skip’s Turgid Takeboners is my new fantasy football team name.

Bravo

Hasn’t everyone wanted to throw a rock at Robin Ficker by now?

Hopefully this is just the tip of the accolades you shall receive.

*golf clap*

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Anyone in position to receive the ball can signal for a fair catch.

Too risky. Punter might be in danger of getting taken out himself once he’s outside the pocket, and if he shanks the punt or hits one of his own teammates first, the other team can just take over possession at that spot, even if the other team recovers and then fumbles the ball. A line drive missing the target would…