One time, I had an experience different than this with my Greek life, so you should really stop being mean and picking on Greek life.

Today at an end-of-year event in Dearborn, Ford announced that MyFordTouch is gone in both name and practice. It's replaced by an all-new Blackberry QNX-based system simply called "Sync 3."

Hello, how is it going?
Oh shit... was greeting you in a friendly manner, from one human to another, sexual harassment!?!?!

I never understood this, that the prosecutors didn't expect that that she would be smart. She landed an internship at the f'ing White House, not the Waffle House. Team Monica 4ever.

How could they possibly be surprised that someone who scored a White House internship was intelligent? Aren't those pretty freakin hard to get? (Unless you're *uber* connected I guess). But no, she did sex things, so obviously, she's dumb.

I'm glad she told them to go fuck themselves. Good for you, Monica. Good for you.

They must have been playing chicken..................Chicken Of The Sea.

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

Thank you for not saying "Assholes recline their seats". Because that doesnt make you an asshole. If the person behind you taps you on the shoulder and says "Hey, can you not recline your seat so far" and you dont move it back up to the halfway point, then you're an asshole.

Tyler, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but I think I like you. There isn't a single article of yours that I haven't clicked on and read. Foxtrotalpha is the most popular subdomain of Jalopnik according to quantcast. Keep doing what you're doing, and I hope Denton is paying you well.

#CrazyEyes

No, we still haven't added pilotability for one major reason. Cyber attacks. Right now the GH takes off with a series of pre-planned mission profiles. From a remote station we can switch between those profiles and change them around, but we can't edit them or add new ones. That way, it becomes much harder to, say,…

I was waiting for this one to hit Jalopnik (saw it on Truth about Cars). The sheer self-control of officers involved is a refreshing change from the "shot for X minor reason" stuff that pops up frequently.

No, I thought the same thing too. The cops showed remarkable restraint here. This could have ended so much worse for her than it did.

Kind of confused how she wasn't instantly shot and killed. Police dream of golden opportunities to shoot people like this.

If it's sponsored, you'll see us say that somewhere. This isn't.

Dike Bridge, Chappaquiddick Island, Massachusetts

The Golden Road in Maine, deep in the woods, populated by Pulp trucks, sparsely traveled during certain times of the year, Emergency Response Time measured in hours and poor to no cell service. Oh and it is a private road, pulp trucks are overloaded and always have the right of way.