Or you know, you could just go to Wegmans.

Maturin or GTFO.

IKR? Also, the poor woman has two kids under the age of four. She must be exhausted AND she’s got to plan out a cuckold scenario?? How easy is that to even fit into the calendar? SHE’S GOT SHIT TO DO, MAN. JESUS! I’ve got to wonder how easy he makes this for her beyond whining about it.

I didn’t grow up in Massapequa but my mom did and I went to that mall numerous times when visiting her family in the ‘80s and ‘90s.

I loved that Robin lied that Steve was a chick magnet when they worked at the ice cream shop to get him the job at the video store, when in the first episode her research had definitely proven that he was a loser.

Can this really be considered a live-action remake if all the characters are CGI?

For me, Season 3 was a stunning return to form. The only thing preventing me from calling it the best season of Stranger Things is, of course, the freshness factor. The show will never be able to recapture what the first season accomplished, which was to create a mood and sense of a specific place/time that nobody…

Glad to see Defending Your Life given its due.. one of those movies that perfectly accomplishes what it set out to do, along with say, Groundhog Day...

A Projectionist’s Review of Stranger Things Season 3: None of the movies they show being projected are scope, yet there’s clearly a scope lens on the projector. For the wide shot, they show the film being run on 6000 foot reels but when they pull in for the close-up, it’s now on 2000 foot reels. They could have…

There was so much I loved in season 3. Aside from the Steve and Robin union (long may they reign!) I particularly loved how that infamous season 2 episode about Eleven and the punks was totally ignored.

That’s right!  Oh, be still my heart!  Hopper lives!

Without hyperbole, Midsommar is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen my share of stinkers over my four-plus decades, but nothing on the screen has ever made me so angry at having wasted my time and money. Once you understand that no one in the movie will do anything rational or intelligent, the plot never veers…

I loved Steve, but I think I love drugged-up Steve even more.

The clear MVP of this season is that perfectly ridiculous sailor outfit that Steve is permanently trapped in. I can’t decide what’s funnier, the stupidly short shorts or the little hat.

They’re like 13.... c’mon. 

Also if you watch the remake of The Blob, you will see some nice shots of the town I live in.

I knew they edited that shit with Puck. A couple of my friends who I bummed around with in LA and I watched that shit and every time there was crap on Puck we all agreed “There is soooo much more.”

She’s married to that guy from The Real World Boston cast who is now a Republican Congressperson from WI. And she’s pregnant with baby #9....at age 47. Both Rachel and her husband are useless windbags with no redeeming qualities.