I’m only 37, but feel that way. The shit that came out from 2003-ish on is all just a pile of shit. The Killers and Muse are good. Everything else is just terrible, lazy shit. I have tried, recently, to listen to some Queens of the Stone Age songs. They are shit.

Their third album was surprisingly good, and I think it's underrated. I would never call them rock.  It's Indy pop, and for that, they are pretty good at it. 

Ichiro is so awesome. Imagine if he started playing in the majors when he was 20 instead of 29. He’d have had one of the greatest careers ever.

Anyone wanna translate this for northerners?

Even more ridiculous than the fire is the fact that they put it out.

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

This is going to be devastating news for his family when they sober up in 3 days.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

That sounds like a completely sane and responsible purchase.

Jesus! If the car wasn't there to stop him, would he have just flown right off the mountain?

This website is disgusting, I mean, a positive story about the Mets?

Only five first-round quarterbacks over the last decade have been released before playing out their rookie deals (Brady Quinn, JaMarcus Russell, Tim Tebow, Blaine Gabbert, Brandon Weeden), and only one of those was a top-10 pick.

At most hotels this is within the realm of something employees are able & allowed to do and they permitted to collect tips (and patrons encouraged to give them). It’s more just a question of actually asking for it and getting it. I would hardly call it stealing or bribery when it’s built in to the business model. Most…

That 13.9 mistakes per 100 words is also understating it, as most Mets fans only know 33 words.

So is that the Red Sox Mistakes/100 words or our team ERA?

Not only is it flying over the South Carolina state house today, it’s at full mast, while the state and American flag are at half mast. So it’s flying above the Stars and Stripes. that’s wrong on so many levels.

Columbia, Miss =\= Columbia, Mo

If these comments have taught me anything it's that my shit-talking game is pitifully weak.

Olbermann knows my uncle's sister-in-law. Let's just say I have had some unfortunate and painful contact with him by proxy.

Wait, you live with Darren Rovell?