Ohio wins again. It's just not fair.

OMG The Columbus Blue Jackets signed C Brandon Dubinksy through 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forgiven for the crime of leaving their shitty ass city and shitty ass owner after spending 8 seasons carrying their shitty ass team around on his back without ever even being the team's highest paid player...

Would have been far more effective in removing the lint had he started from the bottom.

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