One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

Speaking as a psychologist, I can assure you that Binge Eating Disorder amongst men is a very, very real and common concern. Your reductionism of this disorder is only perpetuating the very stigma that Joey Julius is trying to combat.

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

It looks like he fought...

Can confirm.

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

“I think it’s important to have respect for our country, for our flag, for the people who make our country better; for law enforcement; and for to charge our military who are out fighting for our freedoms and our ideals.”

Upon hearing of Miller’s assault on a septuagenarian, a saddened Emmitt Smith stressed the need to respect all religions.

Haha, kind of. Which wouldn't be so bad if I was 58 instead of 28. My generation is supposed to be crazy for this shit.

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

I think the Mets fan is in fact joking around himself. We have now entered the infinite feedback loop of jokes and possibly not getting jokes and commenting about not getting jokes that were possibly just jokes themselves, or as I like to call it: Peak Deadspin.

If you think that’s cool you should see the newspaper throw tricks David Carr does at 3 AM every day. Legend.

These bystanders weren’t so heroic.

After beating the living shit out of four clubbers in the bathroom, Nick went on to infect several Vegas hookers with his other signature move, the Stockton Clap.

I, personally, am all for a crackdown, infield or out.

“Once back on dry land and exhausted, the elderly gentleman was overhead telling his rescuers ‘if only it was that easy to rescue my sinking resale value.....’”

Eva Green, that’s why.