Exactly, I gotta say my 8 year old nephew ruined my sisters second wedding.....I mean he would have if I hadn’t ruined it first with my drinking and behavior to toward the maid of honor

I mean, that’s a pretty standard response to anyone who asks if they can bring their kid to your wedding, when it clearly says no children on the invite. Don’t care if you’re a Cousin, no kids!

Just make it Deadspin’s version of The Onion’s mass shooting article

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

Take them all you magnificent bastard!

“Hold my Baguette”

Regarde. HON HON HON.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Tom, Tom, Tom...

may the Ford be with you.

He was about to become a lava lamp, albeit briefly.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Vin Diesel attaches a flux capacitor to his muscle car in order to try to go back to the past to bring Gal Gadot back into the franchise, but he overdoes it with the NOS and winds up in the Cretaceous Period.

As far as current news goes, you could find worse.

Be ready for all the negative comments.

I found it revolting.

I got a charge from reading your comment.

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Maybe clarify that this is not actually affecting the Drive cloud service but only the apps labeled Drive on Macs and PCs.