I sure hope if you own a fleet, please don’t put gas in your diesel trucks. They won’t like you, and you won’t have to worry about the self-driving part because they won’t go anywhere.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Yeah but I like the idea of Thornton and Marleau never winning anything. It’s comfortable.

He needs pay raise. That way his wife can afford a better potato to record her videos with.

She sure has a lot of stupid questions for a kid named Sharp.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

That’s not the GSP. Maybe the Delaware Water Gap. Could be going to Pocono.

HMMWV FOR SALE

The Courtnalls owned a restaurant on, what was it.. Cambie Street, I think. I badgered by parents to take me there. They undercooked my hamburger so bad it was still red in the middle. I remember those guys.

Zarley Zalapski.

Guy Carbonneau

Radek Bonk.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

sick Bern

They probably gave him the rate on the condition that he’d have pants on the next time he walked into a PenFed branch.

Driving over those tubes causes additional resistance against the tires of the passing cars? That resistance would cause those cars to spend more energy to maintain speed.

So the shitty owner of the Flint hockey team is going to face greater punishment than the governor who poisoned the city.