There are gamers who probably haven’t uttered a single word in MONTHS.

hella stanced?

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Wait, are you implying that he couldn’t understand me when I yelled “SWING YOU MARVELOUS FUCK, SWING” at him in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS? Well that explains a lot.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

my time to shine!!! I worked for *INSERT OEM HERE* as a release engineer for weatherstrips, and DLO’s those chrome strips around the windows are not so easy to change color, they aren’t like a bumper, or insert on the side of the car. they are almost always stainless steel or aluminum usually stretch-bent or stamped.…

If that load falls off they’ll have hell toupée.

This is Trump’s other car.

Hey, the game is not for you. And that’s okay. Nobody says you have to like it. If you look at a tape of one of the most incredible saves a goalie will ever make and say ‘This is everything wrong with hockey’ then the game is not for you. May I suggest golf? It has a much slower pace and it’s pretty easy to tell…

In college, I could try to do that, and no matter what, it would mean something, but everyone just wanted something from me. Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

I’m not a pilot either. However, it appears as if the real culprit of the hard impact is gravity. If the earth had less mass the impact wouldn’t have been as severe.

Looks like Komarov found the one cheap shot Irish Americans don’t like.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

watch trading places. Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy have a much better take on OJ.

The “take away the helmets and pads” argument makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY because it shows a fundamental ignorance of the history of the game itself. Do you know WHY they introduced helmets? Because people were DYING on the field. Literal death! Right there! This idea that taking helmets away will somehow magically make…

It would be a tapestry of umbilical contortions to lose Emmitt.

Drywallers wet dream

Rugby does this, the “penalty try,” and it really helps clean up play near the try line.

At -9, the Flames must be worried about his defense to.

Due to his ability to distract Oregon State shooters, Michael Phelps has been recruited by the FBI to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.