Thankfully Wideman recieved treatment for a concussion before returning to the ice, as per NHL protocol. Of course that protocol is to pop 2 Percocets and wash them down with a can of LaBatts, but still.

Root Beer was invented on the wagon trail from Independence, MO to Oregon City, OR in the 1820's. That’s where the name came from. It was ‘the beer of the route.’ Lacking medicine and actual beer, settlers invented a refreshing elixir that would cure everything from broken bones to H1N1. You may be surprised to learn…

If there’s one thing about this Super Bowl to look forward to, it’s that Cam Newton and Von Miller will be on the same field.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Poor little guy. I bet he was exhausted.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

I agree, I hate when people say #AllLivesCanJump and don’t realize how demeaning it is to our movement, so ignorant

unfortunately he came back to plant a murder weapon.

No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.

A Lightning fan? Are you absolutely positive that you exist?

Outstanding. But let’s not give credit to the NHL for doing the right thing when it’s entirely their fault that the wrong thing happened.

Bad idea referencing the stock market today, amirite?!

Greatest turf on show.

The NFL tests for marijuana, so instead of inhaling smoke or vapor from a plant, guys choose to put this chemical nightmare into their bodies. Drug policy across the board is broken and incentivizes behavior that leads to awful shit like this.

Potvin? I hear he sucks.

This looks like more fun than a train with drifters.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

I really don’t see much room for commentary on women’s success here, though, accidental or otherwise. It’s more about how social media and presenting an idealized image of our lives has become so all-consuming.

Can I say the you-googley at your funeral?