nitro = nitromethane, the awesome liquid fuel NHRA sucks-and-blows by the gallons per run in their 10,000 HP beasts

I agree. And 15-yr-old me would definitely want to fight 30-yr-old me for saying this... But what is the point? A stock Huracan can already hit 60 in less than 3 seconds, and has a top speed of over 200 mph.. At a certain point you just have to accept the fact that adding MOAR POWER is just for the pissing contest.

People that work at Jiffy Lube changing oil or at Les Schwab changing tires have barely any training, Torch. Community Colleges usually offer coursework that puts students on track to get ASE certifications, with the goal of producing master techs.

My wife and I were just at Carmax a couple weeks ago looking at some vehicles that would transport 6 people in comfort and did not contain the word minivan (we’ve owned an Odyssey since 2005). The sales guy showed us a few and let us test drive several. Prior to that I asked if these had extended warranties available…

As long as he tells everyone “You call him Dr. Jones!”, then you’re fine. Bonus points if he yells “Cover your heart Indy!” at random times.

Bugs? Are you kidding me? Please.

“Why don’t you put the word ‘did’ in front of it?” he said. “And then a question mark at the end of it.”

If you’re a first round pick and you’re out of football within 4 years of being drafted, whether you got hurt or not (Tebow didn’t), you’re an absolute bust.

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court…

I’m pretty sure the exact process and formula has been covered in Fight Club.

As a referee, its basically porn to me as well.

It’s also the entire employee handbook for University of Phoenix Online admissions staff.

I do replay for the jumbotron in the arena in my town. This situation is basically porn for me.

Wait. Someone away from the field was hit in the head and it wasn’t initiated by a Niners fan?

Jackson and Lynch were racing down a straight public road when the accident happened

Jim Abbot: [light bulb appears above head]

Pentel Energel. Been using them for over 4 years now.

Pentel Energel. Been using them for over 4 years now.

When it came open enrollment time last year, my wife and I had to sit down with a spreadsheet and go through each of our 5 different options with a fine tooth comb. We have a family of three.

Cars are anticipated to have a “one or two mile per hour top speed” performance loss.

Funny how people think football’s essential to a city vis-Avis its National profile and politicians treat subsidizing a private Enterprise like their Alamo. Better to Payless and spend the tax Dollar on a more Thrifty, worthwhile project.