Warning: It was extremely gross and alarmingly red.

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.

No jokes here, they should have thrown that fucking little shit and his dad out of the stadium and barred them from re-entry. What an entitled little mutant. Fuck that kid.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

“do be do be do” ... God I love Parks and Rec. 

Later, Noah was seen throwing dirt at people’s faces and saying, “Here, dummy.”

I thought it was beautiful. They did a tribute to him, he did a tribute to them.

I’m not sure what the big deal is. I’m sure thousands of Packers owners have paid for prostitutes.

I would have responded much more favorably to honey than to vinegar.

Then I was told my tip (15%) was too small.

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

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I was skeptical, but then Irving says, “This is the stuff that doesn’t make the league fun,” which is a blatant reference to the Knicks. This deal is done. 

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

It’s amazing that his positions galvanized a new generation of activism and have pushed the Democratic field to the left. He is demanding many things that we sorely need. I also agree that responsible adults must compartmentalize to some degree when it comes to political candidates - you won’t like EVERYTHING about…

Last night I managed to hold onto my cheeseburger and bottle of beer despite tripping over my dog and falling face first into the couch.

Watching Steph bounce it and Giannis bang it from all angles is a good way to spend 45 seconds this morning.

So tired of this dude’s boneless Cabbage Patch face.

Speaking of, I bet Bryan Adams fucking hates this guy

He is a forty-four year old man with bangs in his eyes. Of course he is a tool. That’s tool-hair. Ask around.