More experienced reporters would control the questioning with a pregnant pause, but given that it’s Jones he would just hit it with his car and run out of the press conference completely.

more like ottofellating.

I’m blocking deadspin from my Google feed after this story. 

Should have gone with “Bulls have reached the Boylen Point”

So true. When five time NBA Coaching champion Greg Popovich does something nobody bats an eye, but when an interim coach does it, all of a sudden he doesn’t have the benefit of the doubt.

Boston fans, please don't ever change. You're a treasure.

You could have picked any kinja handle but you went with the title of my 3 year old daughter’s favorite book. 

I want to turn this play into a snortable powder and inhale it for eternity.

Philly should have thrown Markelle Fultz into the Jimmy Butler trade so that when Wiggins sits down, the Wolves would have a shorter version of him ready to go.

I know Tyson Fury could kill me with only like 10% power, but when he takes his shirt off and shakes, I swear I am looking at my flabby back.

Daily thoughts of a lawyer

“an entertaining strain of semi-bad that you can really get behind”

And it is probably venomous.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

I bet they run a Devil's Triangle offense

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

BALK. Runner advances.

Right? This is going to cause an existential crisis for an extremely large portion of the country, myself included.

Does this mean I have to actually enjoy watching Duke this year?  Because I’m not sure if I can handle that.