McGregor would be to boxing what Michael Jordan was to baseball.

Maybe it says more about how GMs value Butler vs. how fans do? Don’t get me wrong... Gar/Pax are the Trump/Pence of GMs... but based on this trade, it suggests GMs don’t think Butler was worth such a massive haul

I gagged a little thinking about Bulls-Kings and Bulls-Nets games.

I saw running... no kicking

You lost me at “corporate democratic party.” I hear “corporate” and/or “neo” anything and my eyes glaze over. On one hand you despise bernie bro because it disparages people like you. On the other hand, democrats that support the democratic party are corporatists. Got it.

Fuck off. This list is invalid. Fuck you.

Joakim is that you?

I not only hate that he said Chi-town with a straight face, but I hate that he is one of those douchesnozzles who gives people shit for putting ketchup on a fucking hot dog. The no ketchup rule is so dumb. If I want to put ketchup on my $8 hot dog and watch some really really shitty baseball... I’m going to do it.…

Those are the MOST significant stories on Deadspin. I look forward to the weekly bear entries and anything about doggies.

Ball hog gloves and D-cone? Sign me up.

Based on the title, I was expecting a more cuddly type of bat.

Everyone is entitled to their opinions... even bad opinions. Reggie is pretty consistently seen as one of the top 50ish players of all time. So implicit in your opinion is that George is also top 50. Which is objectively crazy. He is barely in the top 20 of CURRENT players.

Reggie Miller would like a word with you about George being the “most talented Pacer of all time.”

Maybe the fans and the media overvalue Butler? He was the best player on a below average team. Is he really good? Of course. Is he a #1 that a team builds a team around? No. In two years with him as the centerpiece the Bulls were a .500 team with a missed playoff appearance and a first round exit. Obviously that is…

You would think a professional baseball player would have a better excuse for missing work than the one I use when I get every drunk Sunday night and call in sick with a “stomach flu.”

The future of the world will depend on kids with irritating names.

There is something mildly satisfying about Trent Dilfer getting let go.

I’m more amazed by the need for a 2 1/2 minute tutorial on how to turn on a machine that squeezes a bag. Step 1) plug in machine; Step 2) add bag; Step 3) press button. Done.

Well, that happened quicker than expected.

I always root against calamari because it is too chewy.