Wrong. #1: Hamilton Nolan

CBC announcers have failed worse than the little 14 year old from China that died like a pig.

Say it with me: “Cameron Bairstow, Olympian”

I like him... but I also like Jay Cutler and think he is personable, so I might not be the best judge of this.

While we’re at it, it should also be played on ice and players should be allowed to check each other. I think a sport like that could really take off.

Counterpoint 1: Fuck Russia and government sponsored cheating. The Olympics should bee treated like Rocky IV. Good vs. Evil. Right vs. Wrong. America vs. Ruskies. I enjoy hating Russia almost as much as I enjoy watching ‘Merica win.

I excel at grabbing the low hanging fruit... one of my keys to success.

That’s what officials get for buying flags that were Made in China.

Ya... well... Australian Rules Football Championships since 1896:

Cardinals suck. Blues suck. Your non-existent football team sucks.

Glad to see that Gasol still has the same 2 inch vertical that he showed throughout his career in Chicago.

Like all pitas... he looks, and probably tastes, delicious.

No doubt. But my dislike of The Far Side is far down on the list of reasons why. My parents have told me that my hatred of Gene Wilder and Woody Allen are the main reasons why I am a disappointment.

Please don’t. I occasionally provide mildly amusing comments. Sometimes people even star them. Stars are how I judge the value of my existence.

This list is wrong. The Far Side and Peanuts suck. There. I said it. Sue me.

Ya... well... I just Western Unioned a Nigerian prince $100 to unfreeze his assets. In return he is giving me $5 million. So who had a better day with Nigerians? Me or USA basketball?

One time wasn’t enough for that song? They had to do it again in different seats? God, now I know why I hate Butler and Irving so much.

Given Sale’s apparent maturity level, he and LaRouche’s teenage son were probably BFFs

Who is the woman behind her? Will she marry me?

Rose rivals Trump in terms of giving coherent answers to questions.