I do not intend to see this, but here are my takes:

1) It just feels WRONG to see Bugs and the rest rendered in cutting-edge animation. Maybe some characters should stay hand-drawn.

2) I only saw the first Space Jam once, but my recollection is that Larry Bird made Michael Jordan look like Daniel Day-Lewis.

Mind if I use “Anal on the Table” as the name of my ska band’s third album?

Kudos to Richard E Grant for remaining dignified in that utterly ridiculous “classic Loki” costume.  There’s a short list of actors who could pull that off without losing all credibility in their performance.

If my female variant was that cute I totally would, YOLO

Really don’t understand why people are so weirded out by Loki and Sylvie. It’s just another form of masturbation.

Also why are we not talking about the cameo of Throg, the Frog of Thunder?

I wish I had a question that started with “my girlfriend.”

I wish I had a question that started with “my girlfriend gave me a blowjob”

I wish I had a question that started with “my girlfriend gave me a blowjob on the way to a party.”

Now THERE was a guy afraid of needles!

Kurt Cobain is laughing at you Dave along with Millions of Patriots .... Fool.

She shouldn’t have even apologized for the tweet, she had nothing to apologize for and anyone who thinks she did needs to log the fuck off. Stupidest controversy of my lifetime

Yeah, Lindsay definitely has some whitegirl-itis but she also has some self-awareness and her transgressions are very esoteric. She at least admits she’s wrong, in a very longwinded way. Ellen isn’t even at that point yet. 

Her shtick always came across to me as treacly and phony, like somebody pretending to like humans for money, but then I’m from New England, where the weather keeps us a little more honest about our shitty attitudes.

Oh yeah, definitely a dick move.

No, you’re right, I was worked up and went too far with that particular assessment.

I’m super happy the Venture bros are getting a film and I kind of hope how this is how it goes forward with a movie a year for the next few years if they’re successful. Less pressure to write 8-12 episodes every 2-3 years. Just give me what amounts to 4 episodes a year in a tight writing package and I’ll be happy.

I’m a bit mad because the Venture Bros. movie comes on the heels of AS canceling it when a) the show was seemingly moving towards wrapping up its last mysteries, b) another season was reportedly in the can, c) Doc Hammer couldn’t work on it initially because he didn’t know if he’s ever gonna walk again and d) it…

I’ll venture a guess.

Now starting a pool on what decade the VB movie will actually come out.