I’d have loved to have seen the original version of Solo, and what Lord & Miller were striving for, before they got canned and Disney reshot it to be more “on-brand.”  I think it might’ve been a pretty good standalone entry.

Lucky for me I do remember this, not because you told me, but because it was in the article.

I only want one if it takes six AA batteries and lasts for 45 minutes on a charge. That’s how the OG speedrunners were born. That’s the retro experience I want.

Tthat's all well and good, but when sm I getting me Ahsoka/Sabine hunting the universe for Ezra spinoff?

Oh c'mon White Clawdge was right there. 

Most of the time, the keywords "sonic" and "baby" would generate wholly different results

Over to science correspondent, Morbo, for comment:

Hehehe. Then, transition to Linux because Apple is destroying the Macintosh ecosphere by trying to make it more iOS-like.

Ah, a Jeff. Time to dig this up:

“Cast First Stone?”

Three, but there's a 2,000 cooldown period before he can use the third life

Is there a way to unlock God Mode? Jesus Mode looks kind of lame.

The power of Christ levels up! The power of Christ levels up!

Please take as much offense to this as you possibly can: go fuck yourself.

Man, good thing you said “no offense.” Close one.

The post-credits scene is The Day the Clown Cried.

My wife is über-vanilla. She is willing to spank me and peg me

Vag vestibule and choke channel.