It reminds us of when Stephen King began releasing sections of a new novel, The Plant, as an e-book back in 2000. King said he’d only keep writing if enough people paid for it, but the project tapered off after six parts. Online commerce and the consumption of art has changed so radically in subsequent years since…

She originally tried to get Jimmy Ray, but every time she attempted to confirm his identity, he’d just go “Who wants to know!?”. 

(Long-suffering sigh on behalf of everyone else in Gen X)

Threepio is essential to a movie’s plot for the first time since A New Hope

...”it’s a dessert topping, it’s a floor wax....”

They’re good droids, Brent

After your review of Let’s Go (specifically the image of playing it at your parent’s house), and this joyful review combined with the game’s flaw meaning I can definitely wait, I’ve decided to give my mom 70 bucks to buy this game for me for Christmas, and I’ll play it that day. It’ll feel let nostalgia and warm…

Looking forward to each subsequent re-release modifying this scene, until it’s expanded to the point where it warrants its own full movie.

“who apparently loathes using any form of contraction, no matter how droid-like that makes him sound.”

Hey, let’s make fun of the guy who speaks English as a second language! HAHAHA, what a loser, right Andrew? 

“I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. The Big Dog has truly come to claim his yard”

I would pay double for a WWE PPV if it Werner Herzog did color commentary. 

“I don’t have ball players, I’ve got girls!”

[John Cena] always seems to be performing in a vacuum.

I get the urge to make a family-friendly movie about a job kids like, but it’s frankly irresponsible for a film to be about firefighters and not highlight their greatest danger: Crippling pornography addiction.

I keep hearing John Cena’s in this, but for some reason I can’t see him.

To him, marriage is a transaction and nothing more. He lacks the empathy and humility to understand that his point of view on marriage is not the norm, because people outside of Donald Trump aren’t really real to him.

“Was I right when I thought I could do it all by myself? Oh man, I was worse than right...I was wrong.”

This is why I liked Wonder Woman. They let you know Wonder Woman fucks.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”