*crickets*

This is an odd hill to die on, Matt.

Groening to critics:

These guys are gluttons for punishment. It’s like watching the Sideshow Bob rake gag.

The Death Scream of Grass is my third favorite Harlan Ellison novella.

I like to eat my plants fully satisfied.

Fun fact, that sound is not a scream of pain but instead the sound of a plant finally achieving orgasm.

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I thought the reference to her smokey eyes and the Handmaid’s Tale comparison was referencing SHS’s tendency to lie through her teeth.

She didn’t insult her appearance at all. If you think she did that’s on you and you’re buying into what these assholes want you to believe. Her use of “perfect smoky eye” was saying that it was created from the ashes of truth burning and that was it in regards to appearance.

At least some in the political/pundit world are supporting her...

The baby with the one eyebrow grows up to be Marshal Matt Dillion.

National Lampoon’s Las Vegas Vacation is unarguably the worst of all the Vacation Movies....just plain awful. But the scene where a desperate Clark Griswold takes the last of his family’s savings to Cousin Eddie’s “cheapo” casino is hilarious. Here, Clark plays such notable casino games as Rock Scissors Paper, War,…

I love Amazon Women even now...

As a kid I laughed so hard at the not-invisible invisible man.
The actual Amazon Women film-within-a-film is a pretty accurate parody too, even if none of the jokes are memorable enough for me to recall here.

Can we get group married? I drank 5-6 cups of coffee a day throughout my first pregnancy, can’t tell you how many whiskey sours. I didn’t find out I was pregnant until I was 5 months along, and he came early. (long story). He was/is fine. People freak out far too much.

Incidentally, POS to the bar is my alter ego’s superhero name.

The regular bus staff can handle it just fine.

I would think it would have to be depleted uranium bullets, can’t be too careful.