The Bing Bong part made me ugly cry and for some reason my friends watched it back to back with Up, the first part of which I can never get through without sobbing over.

(What do you have against Inside Out?)

It’s the fact that you locked eyes with me and kept chanting, “Praise the sun!”

James Cameron’s Old People Talk About How Things Were Better When They Were Younger 

A film adaptation of Stephen King’s 1979 post-apocalyptic novel, The Long Walk, which concerns a deadly walkathon in which contestants must keep a pace of four miles per hour without stopping, is now in development at New Line. James Vanderbilt (Zodiac) is slated to write and produce.

I hope your dad gets to see a whole lotta other stuff, too.

GRRM has simply written himself into a hole that is an absolute slog to get out of. Everyone gave the show shit for using fast travel and cutting plot threads, but look what happens if you don’t do that. You get stuck in the mud and never move forward. Not to mention GRRM using an ancient computer so when he wants to…

Had a conversation on my lunch break today with my dad. He joked about needing to beat the leukemia so that he can actually see how the series ends. I hope he gets to read it.

Maybe she just meant, like, compared to his brother?

“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy”

Seems like you’re angry about something else, friend. You realize you can just continue to not buy dvd’s, right?

If someone told me to watch something on a CD then I, too, would throw it in the trash.

Last time I held a CD? Last week.

I’m not interested, k?

Top? Bottom?

The tweets read a lot like unwanted Grindr messages to someone who refuses to use the block feature.

It’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.

True story: I almost worked for this cult.

Damn. Allison comes off thirstier than most dudes tweeting at Instagram models.