Plus an ATM which told King directly to fuck off.

So how many times has Stephen King tried to scare us with the specter of a murderous vending machine? That’s a famous set piece in Maximum Overdrive, too.

The Secret World of Alison Mack

Mack Moves From Smallville to Big House

Go ahead and laugh but that guy now has a 6 picture deal with Blumhouse.

Goddamnit Kotaku I thought we talked about this, don’t make me cry with your articles. We had a good streak. You’re grounded.

I saw that movie on XHamster once.

I for one was looking forward to the episode where he banished his wife to a tent outside the house for a week while she was on her period and then God smites him for jerking off.

I got introduced to this meme this morning with this version:

Good column, Evan. I own the Krypto page. It hangs in my office because it’s the single most important comics page I ever read—it taught me, at age 17, everything I needed to know about what’s important in a story. It also underscores what I have been saying about Superman all my life: that his inherent loneliness is…

“Yo Zor, Zor! It’s your cousin Marvin, Marvin-El! You remember that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to this!”

“Zod comes along, who is more like a father figure [to Lyta], and they start to grow closer together.” He also teases that Lyta starts to fall under Zod’s sway—after all, “he is a charismatic, manipulative kind of guy.”

Just change BEATNIK to HIPSTER and swap out the beanie for a fedora and Sluggo becomes fashionable to a whole new generation.

What if I get pissed off about unlicensed stickers of Calvin praying/pissing?

Next week Nancy and Sluggo eat Tide Pods.

Face facts, people, Nancy and Sluggo have always been trend-chasers.

It’s part of an overall dislike of the costume redesign they did for the New 52 where his costume looks more and more like either armor or a super-rigid onesie. An armored Superman seems inherently wrong for the character to me. The red briefs are also borrowed from what seems to have inspired the original look of the…

I would mock this but I got in a near-screaming argument the other day about the importance of Superman’s red briefs returning to the costume so I have no room to mock.