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“Two full, productive decades of critically and commercially adored work later, Borland—always the thinking man’s nu-metal guitarist.”

The most tired faint praise in Nu-Metal. Limp Bizkit riffs, textures, everything...was fucking terrible. It was terrible even if you LIKED nu-metal. Borland came up with the riffs, but

If your crazy enough to go Busey, why not go full Gary?

“Givesa whole new meaning to the name ‘Love Canal’! Hoo boy!”

I cannot help but stifle a guffaw, thinking of anal sex advice from “Dr. Shalit”.

Down under. This column is about Australia.

I somehow doubt your objectivity regarding the issue.

Cue a bunch of my friends’ moms whining about this on FB. It’s entirely possible to go a day without a frappuccino, chill.

“They told me that they wouldn’t be able to pay me for the first shoot,” Gaines said, though she did stand to make royalties and earn a second shoot if “the image does well.”

I don’t see how this is a ‘scam.’ There was a contract and she signed it. Maybe I’m missing something?

I think that was also the plot of an episode of ‘Scrubs’

Please, for Christ’s, Pete’s, and Fuck’s sake, do not have Boba Knoblicking Fett appear in Solo!

Well of course Empire magazine would want to make it look like Solo is going to die.

Han falls to his apparent death, but actually loses his arm and is brainwashed, becoming an assassin for the Empire. The man we know as Han Solo is actually his cousin Endyan Ajones, who assumes his identity.

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Finally, an actress that follows the teachings of the Bible and knows that girls should stick to girls’ sports, like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

Well yes, that last part is all about box stress.

The two things I would say to people looking to get into the show are that there’s very little linear continuity between the episodes other than a general trend of getting better over time. So there’s really no reason not to just kind of jump in whenever.

So.......what’s everyone into these days? Cause I am into Torches AND Pitchforks.......

Yes, so Deadspin covers The King of Sports.