I’ve got Darkseid cooking up an Anti-Marriage Equation.

I did a pot once.

Honestly, just based on this picture, I’m not entirely certain that Chris Christie and his wife aren’t the same person. They can do anything with Photoshop these days.

Do it.

The novel has a lot of what I liked about The Circle (i.e. the place of technology in our lives, the discomfort of constant surveillance, etc.) but the protagonist is written as a WOMAN not a man with tits.

Right? That line seemed out of left-field.

But he’s good at doing a business.

I dated an older woman (about ten years older) for about eight months in college. I ended up breaking up with her after getting a call from someone claiming to be her husband and she couldn’t satisfactorily explain that detail.

I saw them... Four or five times throughout 2000 off the back of the first album. By the time the second album hit I was in college and had moved away from metal and had stopped following them.

I was going to make a joke about you ruining your mother’s life, but then I smiled at your last paragraph. That’s beautiful and bad-ass. I love it.

I...

You only hate people sometimes?

You’re a much better person than I.

Thank you.

I think “bag of garbage juice” is going to be my go-to insult in the future. Bless you.

<3

Well sure they’ve raised more than a million pounds. He’d be happy to get their money into Trump Hospital & KFC/Taco Bowl.

I love the rumor that Christopher Daniels was allegedly floated as the Higher Power but Vince nixed it. That would have been interesting.

Did you get consent from the outlet? #CaseClosed