Even Rawlings baseballs are made in Costa Rica at this point.

Nope. Rice is Chinese and China is using global warming hoaxes to advance their sinister agenda.

Holy shit Plok!

I used to draw mini-comics where Plok would shoot his dick (aka, his cok) at enemies also.

I crafted myself a marionberry whiskey-lemonade. It was mostly whiskey.

Let’s talk covfefe

I had to read the penultimate paragraph five times before my stupid head realized that Best Director is different from the Palm d’Or.

A knife? What are you... [Insert ironic but still shitty mysogonist/homophobic comment here]?

I dunno, you think that Jade egg works?

Every Day is a Winding Digestive Tract almost works.

Will no one think of Clumpy!

Well Betsy, if you have YOUR way then kids won’t know if the world is flat or not, so... sure.

I did.

I make just shy of $15 here in CA, work 40 hours a week, and I *still* qualify for about $100 a month in food stamps. Family of four.

Soooo this was a total auto-correct that should have said “anti-feminist” but I didn’t see this comment until today.

Though I imagine anti-Semitism probably wouldn’t have been too far behind.

A new rule for ridiculously talented actors should be that they need to give back an Oscar for every useless sequel they star in.

I mean... I’ll judge you but I’ll be doing it silently.

Oh yeah. I was part of a private group on Facebook and the week before The Handmaid’s Tale started on Hulu, I questioned the show’s commitment to a feminist message when so few people involved in the show were able to speak of the show itself in feminist terms.

Or, for a more modern Tom Jones reference: it’s like blowing Tom Jones on a speeding stagecoach.

“Bicycle seat sniffer” is going to be one of my new insults, going forward.

After the 30th viewing of Toy Story, I started questioning Woody’s speech to the Sid’s toys where he says something about having to break the rules.