No he didn’t. He was asked what he and his daughter had in common and instead of a normal, non-incestuous answer like “real estate” he decided to go with “sex” much to Ivanka’s (and our) horror.

More like fondon’t right?

If only. It was still up 30 minutes ago.

Yuuuup. I lost an hour of my workday. Whoops.

I forgot about that movie.

Yupppp that scene in the trailer is the whole reason I rented it. Well and Connery. But he’s a distant fifth.

Check out Mike Huckabee being a real winner on Twitter...

This is true. It fails so spectacularly in so many ways but it’s so fun to watch it toddle along like a newborn giraffe.

A GOOD movie I saw because of a hot lead was Mean Girls. Those slow-mo Lindsay Lohan shots in the trailer... But then I loved it!

Are you kiddy? I... I mean HE wears that EVERYWHERE.

That’s instant gratification right there.

Me too. And I’m a cishet man.

The Goldfinch and Infinite Jest. I have The Pale King in a box somewhere though. Some day.

Drink, read, masturbate, long walks on my lunch hour.

Currently reading Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology, Cory Doctorow’s Walkaway, and an advance copy of Her Body & Other Parties by Carmen Maria Machado.

I bought mead especially for the occasion! I’ve been excited since it was supposed to be on HBO but I’m glad Bryan Fuller seems to really care about doing it RIGHT.

Oh, Bummer!

I have an ex that was a cat lady. I don’t know that she was EVIL but she definitely screwed up my life for a couple years.

Similarly, I’ll be drinking wine tonight but it won’t be the blood of a savior.

Been there. Done that. No T-shirt.